I consider myself a barbarian:

Because that’s what my wife calls me when I slurp my soup, chew too loudly, smack my lips, grab her butt, fart and blame the dog/boy/her, spill my flagon o’ mead, etc.

And I eat cheese and yogurt (plain and full-fat!).  I may eventually not eat them, but for now I don’t plan on giving them up.  If I said “caveman” I might rouse the ire of the harcore adherents.

And besides, who is mightier (or cooler) than Conan? He feasts on roasted meat, scales walls, lifts heavy stuff, parties with beautiful women, and never worries about what may happen tomorrow. What man doesn’t envy that lifestyle just a little!

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